11yo nephew: Aunt Neecy, I think I know how you can be more successful with your writing.
Me: Really, buddy? How?
11yo nephew: Well, I was looking at your Goodreads page, and your readers seem to enjoy your books. They give you good reviews.
Me: Yeah . . .
11yo nephew: So, I think you just need to get some more readers who enjoy your books. I would help you with that, but as we both know, I’m not allowed to read your books. They aren’t age appropriate.
**Well, shit. Can’t argue with that**