Top Ten Reasons Books Are Better Than Sex

Now, I’ve never read a book that was better than sex, but this list is pretty damn funny. I stole it from:

Nov 19, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Books Are Better Than Sex from A Newbie’s Guide to Publishing by JA Konrath

10. With books, it’s socially acceptable to read both men and women. 9. A book never has to ask “Was it good for you?” — and then lie and say it was. 8. You don’t have to shower after reading a book, except maybe Ann Coulter. 7. The pope says you can have books before marriage. 6. You don’t have to get a book drunk first. 5. Books last longer than three minutes. 4. If you don’t like what you see between the covers, you can toss it aside and find another book right away. 3. With books, length isn’t important. 2. A book can make you sick, but not the kind of sick that requires a trip to the clinic. 1. You can have a new book every night, and they don’t get jealous.

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