The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Fine. I’ll admit it. I’m tired all the time. And I mean All. The. Time. Yes I’ve seen the doctor. And had blood work done. No I don’t exercise enough, blah blah blah. Anyway, I found this eye cream, by Tarte, that actually got rid of the bags and darkness under my eyes. And I LOVE it. And I got an email today they are discontinuing it. WTF? Can they do that? Just discontinue the greatest eye cream that ever lived? And what do I do now? Go back to bags and blackness? I’m warning you Tarte, do this and I may have to break up with you. Like for good. As in finito. For real. This is serious shit. I need that eye cream. Please bring it back.

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